Difference between Wife & Girlfriend
Some people say:
Wife is a HARIMAU ... ... ... ... ...
Because tak Mau!!!!!!!!
Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU
Because everyday Mau!!!!!!!
And some say:
Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP
is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
but for HP is high and often demanding.
Most Important, TV got remote but HP don't have.
Last but not least... ... .
TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS... ...
Once get it, HABIS LAH.
So better choose TV lah!
tergelak lak aku bc pantUn tuh... mmg bErmakna r..
urmmmm... harap2 laki aku x da p0mpuan len r nnt selain aku n anak2 gdIs nyer.. (ahaksss, giler gatal pk cm gnii..)